Whodunit?

( Virus (n.) Etymology, a Latin word used by medical practitioners, meaning "Your guess is as good as mine" )

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It's still a mystery, a whodunit !
An activity so nefarious
With an intent malicious
He must have derived the pleasure vicarious
Be it Darius or Cyrus

My immune-compromised laptop was minus
A firewall efficacious
It left it porous
Susceptible to the attack of this virulent virus
And if i have to point a finger suspicious
It has to be in the direction of the aggrieved readers
Bombarded with poetry atrocious
Got even and planted the bug, deadly pernicious....

Didn't notice any discharge
Sanguinous or serous
The course of the disease, precipitous
What with the bug infesting my laptop's
Every sulcus and gyrus

Made me realise
Working on a PC is so laborious
A business so strenuous

This may sound atrocious
A touch ridiculous
But until the cure is found for this malady vicious
With finances hit badly by the recession, in full splendour- gorgeous
I am seized with the thought capricious
Will i find a soul generous
A soul so magnanimous
Who shall part with his possession prestigious
Or gift me a brand new laptop
Only to be attacked, this time
With the words more ferocious and ludicrous !